Archive
- Ben just finished his second book!
- A Thousand Bucks For A Book Report? Well, Ok.
- Like A Needle In A Haystack
- Frosty Christmas in Phoenix
- Call 911! 30 times!!
- Another giveaway!
- I hit the mother-lode, a fungi feast tonight!
- My last 911 call got no answer.
- Near Fatal With My Hood
- A slight windshield crack and a couple of twisted hood hinges.
- Social Security Department: Neither Social nor Secure
- Cherries to Boston
- Bad For The Lady (But Pretty Funny)
- Todd’s Big Party
- Todd
- Tips On Moving To The Front Of The Cancer Line
- The big C word and it’s not my last name.
- Probably shouldn’t have disturbed the Basal Crew Bunkhouse.
- Ear today, gone tomorrow
- Homeless, Without A Mission
- Losing It
- I’ve been out on work release
- Have Deck, Will Travel
- Redneck at the Class Reunion
- Misguided Anti-Suckers
- Short & Hot Post
- Little Bits and Pieces
- Third Time’s A Charm
- Close Calls Unlimited
- A Definite Pleasure Trip
- Loaded Post
- Another injury tonight
- My funeral will probably be this Saturday.
- Excuses are like earholes, Everybody’s got one and it’s usually full of wax.
- Memorial Day Knee Bang
- Reporting in. And you thought I was dead 🙂
- Shortest Post Of My Life
- Hot water and the wife
- Anniversaries that beat the odds
- Mail or Female?
- Afghan jumping jacks OR Me in business
- A Week Packed
- Big Number In Propane
- Where you lead, I will follow.
- Hot off the press…
- Gringo Bingo
- Who let the dogs out?
- Cash & Ewes
- Knock-off day
- Bikes drown, mailboxes disappoint
- Book Props
- I’ve had better days and nights
- Is this the one?
- Stairway to Heaven with a broken neck
- Smashing Video FOOTage and a pic of me in a thong.
- Abusing the Road in more ways than one
- See Hawks Trip x 2
- See Hawks Trip
- Just got billed $6829 for nothing.
- After The Check Left blues
- One of the worst days of my entire life
- Whaddadifferenceadaymakes & Another Saturday Winner
- Last Grandpa Standing
- My long-postponed funeral almost circumvented my $500 Saturday giveaway
- My son’s Jeopardy! experience earned him $10,000
- Subtle Enough Tat?
- Calvin The Second
- Unbelievable $500 winning name!
- Nelson Cruz has played in the major leagues for 208 years…Announcing another winner. Maybe?
- Crazy week
- Big trouble in River City
- It’s a bird, it’s a …
- Spittin’ image of each other ‘cept the ‘stache & the ‘Vette
- Bobbing for Propane Tanks
- Northern Redneck
- My son-in-law Jake spends a lot of time in the water closet.
- Stan Sessions is the pick of the week.
- Michele’s moles and the removal thereof
- My wife left me. My kids stole my money. My grand kids burnt my house down. I had my dog for dinner. He was hot.
- What kinda family I got, anyhow?
- Siberia or Bust!
- Mike won the drawing this week. Also, In-N-Out with Taylor Swift. Should have been Chicke-N-withOut Taylor Swift.
- Hitler, my ’54 wife or her ’56 Bug. Which is in better shape?
- Published in a national rag and local pub on the same day yet still totally bummed
- Essential Eclipse Information
- Goat head soup and Puncture vine floral arrangements. Plus, do we finally have a winner?
- Corvette Floorboard Smorgasbord
- A Question for my Southpaw friends
- Snooping around Snopes
- A Tycoon won the draw this week
- Just another day in paradise
- 6 minutes, no air, crushing pressure and no way out
- No one will take the money. But wait, maybe she’s the one!
- Announcing this week’s drawing winner and a smoky rant on the side. Cough, cough.
- We lost our baby boy last month
- You choose…ice cream or $500
- This week the $500 winning name is…
- Why won’t they pick up? Or…My, how things have changed.
- A Sundae with all the goodies on top
- And the whiner is…Kameron. The winner is…not Christine.
- Snail Snort aka My wife’s guffaws.
- 7-year drought, just like in the Bible, and nothing to show for it ‘cept an empty purse and two missing fingers.
- The first drawn name.
- Numbers don’t lie. (Oh, but yes they do)
- Redneck Solutions to Gender Equality
- Me and Bin
- Zipper down. Again?
- Sure, I live in a gated community.
- OK, I’ve got a little more than a month to come up with $500. Maybe I’ll start donating plasma
- $500 cash to my qualified random number-generated friend/follower on July 15 or thereafter!
- Major close call in the Congo section of Kennewick
- Millions in sales. Who’da believed it?
- Recovering Idiot follower gets $50. Congrats Mark! Secondly, Which pink tutu covers my granddaughter?
- Which one of your most favorite rigs would you loan out to your least favorite Nephew?
- Home Teaching at it’s finest
- Was the doctor driving the bus for more business?
- Who’s Zoomin Who
- My crazy dentist brother doing his best to become a front teeth donor.
- Should I take my gun to this encounter?
- Golden tidbits from Doug the Explorer
- Westward Ho but no Mecca
- Fido’s Mark
- Cool war story (if there can be such a thing)
- Calvin minus Hobbs
- Dallas flight that just won’t end
- First Post. Heading for Dallas.